Is there ANYTHING physical science majors can't do?

There are exceptions to every rule, including this one....

1. Go out with Cheerleaders, Models or Actresses prior to the IPO or buyout

2. Pass up an opportunity to point out how much more grounded in reality we are than mathematicians and how much more grounded we are in science than engineers.

3. Know less than three jokes in each of the following categories: cows, Microsoft, mathematicians and engineers

Disclaimer: Point #3 only applies to those scientists who are functional enough to communicate with normal human beings.